The Andrew Gomestown Massacre

"Almost three decades ago an unusual series of events led to the deaths of more than 900 people in the middle of a South American jungle. Though dubbed a "massacre," what transpired at Jonestown on November 18, 1978, was to some extent done willingly, making the mass suicide all the more disturbing." The day after, I was born. It's here. The dirty thirty. I can't tell which is worse, the death of 900 wide-eyed religious nuts or my 30th birthday. My self-centeredness knows no bounds, and it ain't gonna change just because of some grey pubes.