"Sarah, Sarah, Sarah" (shakes head disapprovingly)

In the Bizarro United States, this half-wit is Vice President. Buildings are randomly exploding, Obama has been executed for using his "pink, elitist, Jesus-doubting, thought mush" (or "brain" to you and I) without a license, and John McCain has declared his first act as president will be to criminalize all forms of transportation, save for Hoveround:







I hope this 'tard runs in 2012 (in the non-Bizarro world, of course). Only she could think getting interviewed in front of a guy slaughtering turkeys is a good idea. Way to tap into Joe Six Pack's experience, Mrs. Bizarro-Vice President. If you truly were a salt-of-the-earth Washington outsider, you'd know Joe Six Packs like me believe all meat (including turkey) is delivered to Piggly Wiggly via The Meat Fairy.