Italian Barf Face Looks Like The Awesomest Muppet

I've dicked around on the Internet enough to see this cross-eyed mouthbreather about a dozen times. Besides being so ugly she pisses me off, she reminds me of somebody.



Then it hit me. She looks like Janice:



I love Janice. I hate this old, retarded poo. How can I have such differing opinions of two visually similar weirdos?



If we've learned anything here, it's that Muppets are hideous when transmogrified from felt into flesh.